I need a new mattress.
Ours is done. Kaput. Finished. Defunct.
When you sit on it, it makes a symphony of clunks and creaks, which is not only indicative of how old it is, it truly does wonders for your self esteem.
I have been having sore backs when sleeping for a few months now. It is getting progressively worse. Monday night, I actually was so sore during the night, that I just moved my pillow and slept directly on the floor.
You know that you are having serious mattress issues when sleeping directly on the floor is a vast improvement over sleeping on your mattress.
So this weekend will be mattress shopping. This needs to happen as I can't imagine sleeping on the floor while your spouse sleeps in a bed is healthy for any marriage.