Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Just a little New Girl Love

My favorite Quotes.. well some... too many to list:

Jess: I'm about to go pay this fine, and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!
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Schmidt: Coincidentally, I'm wearing my lap dance pants!
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Schmidt: I wanna let you know up front that I have some control issues in the kitchen. So if I'm gonna do this, I'm cooking the whole meal. I don't want you touching anything. And I don't want to hear Schmidt, Schmidt, you're using too much tarragon.
Jess: You will never hear that from me!
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Jess: Pink wine makes me slutty.








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